"Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."
— Julie Klausner speaks the truest words that have ever been spoken. (via ambergoesclick)
"Remember when men and women could be different though? And women being different wasn’t a burden, but sort of a turn-on? Because really, men and women aren’t that different. One likes astrology more than car chases for some reason, but we’re ultimately all looking for the same thing- to be loved and understood. We’re all insecure; we’re all imperfect and we have the empathy that makes us try not to be too mean to one another. We all like being respected and challenged and having fun and eating delicious snacks. But to some guys, the ways girls are different than boys is the beast under the bed; the pussy with teeth. The horrors of having to make conversation with a woman who’s never seen Transformers or doesn’t care how the Knicks are doing this season is the stuff of their nightmares. It’s like they just want themselves with a vagina."
— (via danyellpeterson)
Okay the real truth is that I’m very happy in general right now but because the universe had the audacity to not shower me with the exact rainbows and blessings I wanted today I decided not to wear any make up or deodorant and now I’m regretting that decision.
Also, HI Professorsquid!!! You’re the coolest and I missed everybody!
"I think intellectuals have an obligation to look haggard."
— –Camille Paglia (via johnnyonespur)
The truth is that I feel and look like 15 shades of shit and I hate everyone who looks cute today because how dare you?
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
(Source: neelysworld, via mourningbells)
I started this Whole 30 nonsense yesterday and I’ve cried two times at my desk this morning so sunshine and rainbows and everything is turning out cool.
Apparently Stevie Nicks has moved into my building based on the insane levels of patchouli incense wafting through the hallways.